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Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf
by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022
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Yugoslavian dick twister

The sick move where you use a powerful metal clamp to hold your penis in place and you twist your body like a beyblade on top of it until your dick is all messed up.
"So i tried out that Yugoslavian dick twister and it seriously messed my shit up"
by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024
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Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.
Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.
by sooreal March 22, 2013
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Dick

A penis

Or some bitch that makes fun of you
"Sup dick!"
"fuck did i do?"
"thats what u r"

"oh wow thats a big dick"
by nogivesashit.com April 22, 2022
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National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!
by Docphantom June 26, 2023
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Grissle Dick

Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.

Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout

Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money

Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them

Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
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