*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

by fuck definitions .com February 13, 2018

by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016

Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.
I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.
by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025
