Dick Dial

When you accidentally call someone when your phone is in the front pocket.

“Is this a booty call?”

No, my bad. It was dick dial!

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

Dick

A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.

"I used a dick to write my English essay"

by emobitchxx February 19, 2024

Dick active

Just being absolutely loosey goosey pon da wooosey buv trust

Oi ur dick active buv trust

by Ethnnsmthh February 20, 2024

stuffed dick

when your dick is hard af, harder than your usual hard. when you want to cum af.

shiiii- that video made me have a stuffed dick

by "jiggle my ball" ahh kid February 21, 2024

Dick Fat

A woman who is pregnant.

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.

by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024

Gerbil Dick

Very small Cock.
Micro Penis

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick

by Thenry February 22, 2024