Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy

dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher

by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

Dick

Male genital

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.

by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018

non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy

girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.

by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

by Koonman69 August 14, 2022