NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

big dick energy

my bf brandon

Jayleen- “You have big dick energy”
Brandon- “What does that mean?”
Jayleen- “Whip it out.”

by i love brandon❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜🖤🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤 June 17, 2023

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Dick on a Stick

A term for the pornstar or only fans performer who doesn't show his face, only his body and penis.

Yo man did you see (input name) video last night. Yea man that dick on a stick really rammed her in.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

salisbury dick

Good/appealing dick

Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.

by realdude4568789 October 11, 2020