dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy

dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher

by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019

non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy

girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

by Certified concoction January 21, 2022

Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.

"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"

by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016