Dirty Gerrit

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

by TowelEater June 17, 2023

Dirty Darris

He’s a good little boy.

Have you heard about the dirty Darris?

Yes. He’s a good little husband.

by Drdw June 17, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Dirty Takara

Eating sushi off a nake hobo in a gas station bathroom.

I think I got worms from that Dirty Takara last night.

by Drdw June 18, 2023

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

Dirty Bradley

A man in his 30s who is always up his moms ass, thinks he’s the most gifted and athletic human in exsistance, also secretly has a poop fetish but is in a lot of denial

My uncle is such a dirty bradley

by Amabutkamckkk June 19, 2023

dirty ailsa

sexy little mongoose who is inlove with ginger mean especially ones called jack and inlove with spreading there butt cheeks

hey look shes being a dirty ailsa by spreading jacks butt cheeks

by peter_griffin69 June 19, 2023