uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking

by Vangekillsvado May 10, 2018

Uncle

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.

“Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”

by Gay tomis November 26, 2019

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Uncle

The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions

Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there

by GoodAtExplaining August 25, 2020

Uncleing

Uncleing is a verb used to describe the snagging actions of an older Indigenous male who is not an actual blood relative or uncle per say but is known for his lady's man qualities.

Hey weenug did you see that guy at the powwow??? He was just Uncleing real hard.

by Weentiko February 25, 2021

Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig

Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch

by JasonHammer September 10, 2022

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 9, 2021