TURKEY

a broke and or low income having person/a very idiotic person saying something random.

JB:”so guess what happened Tim.”
Tim:”what u mad bout something”
JB:”shut up u turkey”

by JB4000 April 28, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"

by Pancake Human May 9, 2024

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Warm turkey

Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.

I'm doing warm turkey heroin

by Booturkey February 10, 2024

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles

I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky

by TheGobbled February 29, 2024