Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.

“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”

by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022

Bush Tree

A reward in which is gifted to the people who show kindness, compassion, honesty and authenticity.

Your amazing! Here's a bush tree!

by Bush Tree February 1, 2022

Tree Fu Tom

A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.

Tree Fu Tom is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Tree

The thing we need more of and should probably stop chopping down

Wow that tree is so pretty, so glad it gives us oxygen to BREATHE

by Flipthetable March 12, 2022

Tree bunnies

Squirrels to British people.

British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies

I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders

by cupofpennyroyaltea April 9, 2013