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Thomas Chamberlain

Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.
person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true
by ……………………. January 6, 2022
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Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny
Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023
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Sir Thomas

A Transitional stage, when an online gamer goes from "Role-Player", to Player vs. Player activity.
"You're the newbie! I may have been a SIR THOMAS at one time, but I've seriously changed my ways. I'll kick your ass anyday."
by Panemon The Educator June 4, 2003
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Thomas

Thomas is an amazing person, knows how to make you smile n laugh, literally perfect in every way possible. Smart, kind, funny as heck.
Is a very special hooman being 😆❤️
Thomas is dee best
by Nah hush ueuc September 1, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas is the type of guy that is super hot and everyone like and he has lots of friends and is that one crackhead at the lunch table that makes up the most randomest shit ever and doesn’t laugh at his own jokes
Bradley: Hey Thomas what’s up.

Thomas: I fucked your mom last night.

Bradley: that’s hot
by thomasclipz_yt on TikTok February 16, 2020
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Thomas ward

Thomas ward: "says something annoying"
Hannah: "omg shut up you are so annoying"
by Akisrolling May 2, 2021
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