March 1st

March 1st is national give your girl a hoodie day!! Show your girl how much you love them by giving them your hoodie that they’ll never take off.

Andrew: “hey robin here’s my hoodie”
robin: “oh thanks, but why?”
Andrew: “it’s March 1st, also known as national hoodie day”

by jess’s February 28, 2023

March

Grab ass month!
In this month all the boys and girls can grab eatch other asses.

me:Hi Andrei *grabs ass*
Andrei:Why did you do that?
me:It's March,grab ass month!

by VFXing February 18, 2020

march 9

The day that legends land on earth with all the awesomeness and the greatest talents that they have.

Hurray, today is the march 9. We all can celebrate the date and be happy for the landing of the legends.

by The Realest Legend October 15, 2019

March 22

Tell your crush you like them and hang out with them more

Y/n:Hey it's march 22 you know what that means

Her/him: huh
Y/n: ask your crush out day

by I love your step mom March 22, 2022

No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 5, 2019

March

Smell sooo bad, often referred to as smelling of poo

Ew is that girl born in march she stinks

by Reonald March 23, 2022

March 21

National Favorite Hoodies Day
You wear a hoodie on this day.

Today is "National Favorite Hoodie Day"; wear your favorite hoodie. Its on March 21.

by Hans karl March 20, 2023