Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.

Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power”

by Jamal the third the second March 30, 2022

Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.

"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"

by Zzz123456789zzz March 30, 2016

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023

Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

by Ghosnext May 29, 2018

Twat waffle

A large vagina that’s been places

That bitches twat waffle has been more places than a two bit horror

by Sbsutter March 14, 2019

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024