The annoying actions of a selfish individual who seeks to make one's life as difficult as possible. IE - like a cocksucker
"The only reason I have managed to keep my job is that my boss appreciates that I endure my co-worker's cock succotash on a daily basis."
by LoRezzieNo December 29, 2013
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Get the Cock Pocks mug.The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.
Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"
Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."
Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"
Man B: "Right on."
Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."
Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"
Man B: "Right on."
by Oats1987 June 11, 2011
Get the Cock Space mug.A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013
Get the Cock Merlot mug.A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.
by Mishka81 February 5, 2010
Get the Cock Doctor mug.Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.
Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.
Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!
by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013
Get the Cream of The Cock mug.To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)
Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
by Dumb Subject October 22, 2018
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