Cock Space

The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.

Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"

Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."

Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"

Man B: "Right on."

by Oats1987 June 11, 2011

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Cock Pocks

Genital herpes

"I think that hooker gave me cock pocks."

by dicktionairist June 18, 2015

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Cock whistling

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

by Murklebobep February 27, 2015

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cock-sicle

when fellatio is done outdoors in cold weather - cock forms a layer of frozen saliva

hey when we go skiing, will you give me a cock-sicle on the chairlift?

by Bradford, PA March 25, 2011

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Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

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Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

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