Komer Syndrome

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.

I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 7, 2013

HeathCliff Syndrom

The HeathCliff Syndrom is the yearning for the freedom of the infinite creativity. The ability to create, tweak, fix, and guide your own world. The ability to take part in the founding of civilization, and the living of life.

"Man, tom hasn't come out of his room since he started writing that book, he must have a pretty serious case of the HeathCliff Syndrom."

by NimbleSmoke January 21, 2020

Ishan Syndrome

When one loses the ability to sleep or in some cases lose certain everyday functions due to not having a nut.

Ishan: Ay bro did u nut yesterday?
Shayaan: Obviously, I have Ishan Syndrome.

by I love kpop November 23, 2019

P.O.B syndrome

Pain Of Balls syndrome
The pain in your testicals after having a mega boner for roughly 3 hours in your pants, due to the fact that the girl doesn't want to have sex or even touch your junk

I had P.O.B syndrome last night, my girl friend wouldn't even touch my dick, i couldn't walk for 3 hours it hurt so much.

by cock master flex the 3rd June 20, 2011

Mermaid Syndrome

now it can apply for males as well but typically refers to a beautiful woman that basically so perfect and enticing all men fall in love and willing to do anything for her. Unfortunately for the mermaid, they are unable to love or feel the emotional towards their suitors so they are forever alone and continue look for love. The suitors always experience unfortunate events surrounding the appearance of the mermaid in their lives, sometimes the mermaid ruins emotionally the suitors for life. Very much like the mermaids singing sailors to their water deaths.

"wow look at jasmine"
"yeah just look, she's no good for you, she a siren"
"what do you"
"she has mermaid syndrome, you're going to end up heartbroken and dead"

by N.I Vega December 15, 2015

Aguilera Syndrome

The act of trying to showboat a talent one is known for, whether it is vocally, physically, or mentally, and screwing up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Can be easily treated by keeping it simple and doing it right.

Christina Aguilera, we get it, you can sing, but please don't screw up the National Anthem...she did. This was the most recent documented live cases of Aguilera Syndrome.

by ;ojgoag May 17, 2011

Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018