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Crap Slap

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.
Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door
by Palamander December 14, 2010
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Nab Slap

To slap someone for exhibiting n00b like behavior
'Im going to nab slap you if you dont stop acting stupid
by N3rdy N!nja March 15, 2006
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Bang-Slap

Any form of/iteration of/type of slap in conjunction with "banging."
I need to get in a good bang-slap next time I spend that night with that ho.

My boss might as well have bang-slapped me, he's been dis-respecting me so hard.
by Dub-Stuff October 9, 2008
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twat slap

Noun: When two people (generally females) get mad at each other and slap the others vagina really hard.
Casey: dude i can't walk...

Janis: Why? twat slap?

Casey: This bitch just twat slapped me over the last twinkie.
by debbi harry February 21, 2011
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Fat Slap

Vb. fat slapped, fat slap.ping
1. To strike the forehead of another with the flat plane made by the fingers as they are pressed outright and together making a loud, high pitched noise.

N. Fat Slap
1. The act of fat slapping
2. The sound made by such a blow
The boy fat slapped his friend, embarassing him greatly in front of the group.
by unbornchickenvoices January 9, 2006
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witch slap

To strike a loud, nagging crone with the back of the hand in order to stop her cruel laughter.

A term in use for a undetermined time in English , but with roots in 17th century french.
The cuckolded husband found his evil harpy of a wife in bed with his brother. Her cackling at his pain and shame was to much for him to bare; he witch slapped her into unconsciousness.
by The Iron Duke. February 17, 2010
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strap slap

Stemming from BRC or Bra Removal Confusion.
It occurs when one (either male or female) cannot undo a bra and the strap (in front, back, or side) and it slips, immediately followed with a whipping sound that results in minor to severe bruising on the shoulder blades, spinal column, or breasts.
My boyfriend can't take my bra off properly. I keep getting f***ing strap slap!
by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie October 13, 2006
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