Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

Power shower

That one shower where you apply all necessary cleaning, you shave, you wash your hair, you do post shower hair and body treatments, it’s the ultimate shower

I’m about to take a power shower, I’ll probably be there for 2 hours

by Hihibibihoniniji July 9, 2022

Shower Grega V.2.

When shower grega gets sexier!

Oh my god it is Shower Grega V.2.

by shmoopersdoopers December 6, 2016

shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.

The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025