by Knives April 29, 2016

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020

by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018

Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
by indetermite December 24, 2023

a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.
by oh brother March 2, 2021
