rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016

rusty stob

A rusty place to put ur dick, a person with this name is a rapist and a gay pervert with no chance in life

Man thats a good looking rusty stob

by Ball scracher January 16, 2016

rusty reamer

The act of shoving a cucumber up kyles ass. As Mrs weilands films and licks the juiced up

Rusty reamer was really giving Kyle a hard time last game

by $$69$$ January 30, 2016

rusty powerline

When you stick it in the asshole and take it out and there is shit on your dick

Rusty powerline. Kyle Anderson

by Oakley March 7, 2016

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

rusty terminator

Getting tetanus from painal

During my stint in the county jail, my cell mate gave me a rusty terminator

by Walkoff March 29, 2016

Rusty melodica

Giving a rimjob while simultaneously fingering a girl.
The female version of the rusty trombone

"I heard that shes into some freaky shit, so I gave her the rusty melodica"

by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018