Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Spliz-Nut

Someone who is a mad hater and dislikes people that are poor

Marcus: Jacobe, Why do you have to be a little Spliz-Nut; just because my shirts better than yours

Jacobe: Shut up! Im going home

by Sampson_Jones March 22, 2009

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Shad Nut

A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.

"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."

by ThatBoiJW April 9, 2019

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018

Nut Allergy

Lesbian

I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.

by fallen2123 May 25, 2015

Ooze nut

The type of nutting were the cum oozes out.

Bro i ooze nut.

by Ur mummy hella gey November 8, 2018