Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

bum cheek

2 squishy objects

omg, noah saw ryans bum cheek

by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019

Lazy Bum

Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.

Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.

Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1

This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records

Frequently seen as a 12/10

Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.

Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.

The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed

by 0456 May 23, 2022

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

by Ringo66 November 27, 2012

Bum Slide

When one slides their bare bum cheeks across the bare bum cheeks of an unsuspecting person during a post game locker room shower.

"I just got Paul with a good bum slide. He didn't see it coming."

by just pooed a little December 5, 2012

Bum Central

A School that has the most Bummy student section you could think of. A disgrace to the Greater Metro. The Owner of the School is Marquette University High School.

The Kids and Coaches from Bum Central cried like babies after they competed a choke fest.

by Legend999 September 22, 2018