A channel on t.v. that only shows ass, boobs, and everything in between without the relationship part.
James: Hey dude, I gotta go. Bro Show is on!
Ethan: ahhh, alright that must be why you haven't had a girl..
James: ... yeh.
Ethan: ahhh, alright that must be why you haven't had a girl..
James: ... yeh.
by Nashanah July 31, 2013
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You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"
by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013
Get the bro-block mug.The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
by Mucky September 12, 2013
Get the bro-polio mug.When you're out and about picking up women with friends and you see one that you're unsure about and you start to say something like "That girl's pretty sexy" but you're friend with more taste interrupts you and says "That's a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: "You see that girl running in them tight booty shorts?"
Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it
Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it
by Chame1eons May 1, 2012
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Girl 1: Come on guys I am totally a bro!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
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by sexylexy123 January 3, 2012
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Often used in situations involving heavy drinking, promiscuous sex and EA sports.
Often used in situations involving heavy drinking, promiscuous sex and EA sports.
Sean : I think you should get her super wasted and take her back to my place
Matt : Good Idea. That's why you're the bro-thaurity brah
Matt : Good Idea. That's why you're the bro-thaurity brah
by sneakysnida36 January 10, 2012
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