oh em gee

1 The scenester and retard way to say 'omg'.

2 Used when making fun of scenesters.

Scenester: Oh em gee, i'm getting some new Converse high tops.
Me: ..oh em gee, go cut yourself.

by pyr0z April 20, 2005

oh my wow!

an expression of surprise when under the influence of marijuana.

Ty: "Let's go to Popeye's and get biscuits."
Brian: "Oh my wow!, its two hours away and its rush hour..."

by danshaman June 12, 2007

oh what now

1. Something said after you insult someone an dthey have no come back.
2. While wlking around
3. When you win an argument
4. When one does something really kool that like no ones else can do!

1. a) "Dirty Skank Whore!"
b)"...ummm"
a)"ohhhhh WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?"
2. "oh what now"
3. a) "the square root of 36 is 5.5"
b) "NO it's 6. OHHHHH WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?
4. a) *does double tuck, back hanspring, front hand spring, from standing* OHHHHH WHAT NOW!?!? WHAT NOW?!?!

by WeWereMentToLive March 3, 2005

Oh My Gay

A statement refering to a homosexual act or homosexual person

"Oh My Gay! That's the gayest thing I've ever seen."

by Meat128 December 23, 2003

Oh my God

An exclamation of extreme shock or surprise... but only valid when the word God is capitalized.

"Oh my God Doug... I can't believe you didn't capitalize the word God"!

by Maxo888 February 27, 2014

oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.

Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!

by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009

Oh shit a porcupine

1. A phrase which you use when you see a reptile of some sort 2. A part in the movie "Strange Wilderness" where Junior saw a snake and said "Oh shit... a porcupine"
3. Something you say to yourself or another person describing the whiskers on a persons facial region.

1. John: "Whoa look at the python."

Tim: "Oh shit a porcupine"
2. Sam: "Look at dave, he just shaved his goatee"

Steph: "Oh shit a porcupine"

by Virgil Eurp September 3, 2010