Skip to main content

testicles powered by machine guns

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
mugGet the testicles powered by machine gunsmug.

How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
mugGet the How did he get the gun?mug.

Belly Gun

Any small, compact, short-barreled pistol, typically a hammerless revolver but could be an automatic in smaller caliber. Easily concealed in a trouser pocket or handbag, it is intended for close-range use, e.g., firing directly into an adversary's abdomen with a minimum of fuss.
Chief Harmon subdued the perp with two quick shots from his belly gun, not even bothering to pull it out of his coat pocket.
by Watsford E. Zert May 12, 2022
mugGet the Belly Gunmug.

Self-Gun

The act of pointing a firearm at your own head and pulling the trigger.
by Suldebaker April 2, 2020
mugGet the Self-Gunmug.

Mini gun dick

A dick (or interchangeable penis) that shoots cum like a mini gun. These type of people usually have big balls, and also the dick might be sore after this practice, And is recommended to do a training course before this.
"Oh my gawd your cum shot out like a mini gun dick" Sarah said
by Tankntash April 1, 2025
mugGet the Mini gun dickmug.

Gegro TAC-1MA Gegmachine Gun

A gun of which destroys
"My friend just got shot by a Gegro TAC-1MA Gegmachine Gun yesterday morning"
"fortnite"
by Gegothy The Third November 1, 2023
mugGet the Gegro TAC-1MA Gegmachine Gunmug.

gun

I got shot by a gun.
by ZLSKDFV June 7, 2023
mugGet the gunmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email