Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirgemug. An Inside Joke made on Tik Tok used by White people to insult black people without using the N Word.
by Jerryfloosh April 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan 'Bee swarm, at Kuala Lumpur Airport' Yan is widely acclaimed for his influential Snapchat narratives and discernible demeanour. His most esteemed accomplishment, one that undeniably fills him with immense pride, is his remarkable progress in the realm of "Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator." Repeatedly, individuals have endeavoured to outshine his extraordinary talents and deride his online persona. However, Jordan Yan, armed with an expansive lexicon devoid of disparaging invectives, effortlessly thwarts all forms of aggression with the succinct declaration, "I'll frigging bash you, you frigging frigger."
Johnson, Owen, Ryan: "Jordan, I hope you lose all of your bee swarm progress and get hacked by the Kuala Lumpur cyber police lead by Lilang, the masked cyber-predator."
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
by kyvx October 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.
Jordan is amazing
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
by Zarthle January 19, 2017
Get the Jordanizedmug.