Matthew

A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.

Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.

by Alice77777 May 19, 2023

Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.

by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023

Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023