Matthew

That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.

Don't be a Matthew you spastic

by rkrichardson December 9, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019

Matthew Nagisa1000

Nightmare bad nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare bad bad I hate you nightmare nightmare loser bad nightmare loser bad Nightmare bad nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare bad bad I hate you nightmare nightmare loser bad nightmare loser bad

Matthew Nagisa1000 moment

by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew

A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him

Matthew is short and gay

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

Matthew

Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.

"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"

by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022

The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch

Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!

by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019