John Kerry

A loser who deserved to lose the election. His party makes lame excuses for his lost.

John Kerry did another embarrasing thing today.

by Zeratul4324 June 5, 2005

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Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

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a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.

See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.

A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.

Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.

by iainttellin March 2, 2011

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John Giles

A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.

"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"

by Gieon February 3, 2010

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John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010

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