a robin job 

A blowjob given to a placid penis

First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.

a robin job by Aehster April 16, 2016

Vancouver hand job 

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.

Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.

Vancouver hand job by Bane1717 August 4, 2016

roku and rim job 

Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!

So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south

roku and rim job by Jeffgordon2444 June 13, 2016

Wall-E Job 

The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E

After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job

Wall-E Job by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

montauk mash job 

When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.

The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.

A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!

This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.

"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island

"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick

Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"

montauk mash job by #SquidKid April 24, 2017

Minesweeping On The Job 

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

Minesweeping On The Job by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017

C&P Job 

A way of saying that someone has copied and pasted a slab of information, disregarding the concept of plagiarism

"Look how much information is on that slide"
"Yeah, but I reckon he's done a bit of a C&P Job"

C&P Job by casa8203 August 16, 2018