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Dutch car

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When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.

Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.
by CannibalHannibal September 26, 2011
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Dutch oven

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven
by coolio456 July 23, 2022
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dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017
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Dutch Bros Addiction

A serious condition where no matter how you try you cannot stop buying Dutch bros. The rebels are addictive.
by Makdjosnwmozmnhrlaond August 31, 2023
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Dutch Force

The best Dutch warclan.
OMG, who won DWC? Dutch Force ofcourse!
by _Dutch_ February 12, 2018
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Dutch hotbox

When you fart when driving a vehicle with passengers and pre-emptively lock the windows and doors forcing your passengers/victims to choke on your fart.
Have my girl and her friend a lift home from training and I totally Dutch hotboxed them after my double protein shake.
by Stoned dog guy April 2, 2019
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Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
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