chips and fish

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.

In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

by Prance Stewart January 23, 2014

Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.

Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

stale fish

A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.

He slept with her and said she was a stale fish

by TagIt84 August 26, 2013

gucci fish

An ugly girl

eww she is a gucci fish

by littlemeeker23 June 3, 2010

Fishing Liscence

The ultimate inside joke. Has no real meaning. To be used when an inside joke is told that you are not a part of.

Suzy - "...and then Tommy was all like purple face monkey cleaner! HAHAHA!"
You - "Hey Suzy, FISHING LISCENCE!!!"

by Shadyladiekiller January 22, 2009

floppin fish

What it is called when someone wipes jizz on a dry surface

Theirs floppin fish all over this desk!

by Eric S P September 25, 2006

josiah fish

A sexy fuckin dude with a massive cock his stroke game can make any girl cum. Hes got a great body and great personality. He has a great sence of humor and doesent care to get embaressed f or a good laugh he is the life of the party and gets all the fuckin hos and hes not afraid to try anything at least once.
Ex.

Girl 1: is that josiah fish hes so hot

Girl 2 :he was at the party yesterday he proble would of fucked you.

by Fishjos October 17, 2017