Skip to main content

Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.
Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
by Spam180 August 30, 2013
mugGet the Facebook politemug.

two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
by howareya79 April 4, 2011
mugGet the two-facebookermug.

Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
mugGet the Facebook Politicianmug.

Facebook Trader

Facebook Trader Is a Term used to describe a Person that has an Active Facebook Account and decides to deactivate their Account or stop using it and ditches it to sign-up for Twitter, foursquare, flickr, bebo, Linkedin, Badoo, BIGADDA, Black Planet, Caring Bridge, Classmates.com, Cyworld, douban, Flickr, Hi5,Myspace, Orkut and Qzone or any other Social networking site.
I spoke to my friend on Facebook and He/She told me that they are no longer going to be using Facebook anymore and has already signed up to another Social Networking Site Instead.
My friend is no longer on Facebook He ditched it, so I told them they were a Facebook Trader.
by Glory by Fire.PEvans November 4, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Tradermug.

Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
by Weasel631 May 29, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Spankedmug.

Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!
Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!
by CBeason August 1, 2013
mugGet the Facebook Hampstermug.

Facebook Idea

An idea that you come up with that has the ability to make you billions of dollars.

Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.
Guy: I'm sick of running out money. I need to come up with a Facebook Idea.
by ryantornado October 14, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Ideamug.

Share this definition