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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
mugGet the Cold Carlmug.

Cold

A word mostly used by British kids and teenagers. the term is used to describe something good that has happened.
#Example 1
Jack: I just roasted some kid
Oscar: That's cold

#Example 2

Jamie: Look at this edit I made
Isaac: That edit is cold
by Lynx2012 November 12, 2023
mugGet the Coldmug.

cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
mugGet the cold toilet seatmug.

cold/wet

(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
mugGet the cold/wetmug.

Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad
Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...
by jasmarih June 11, 2016
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020
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