Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

bread

a username that literally everyone on the internet uses

"bread"

by wholewheat_bread December 13, 2020

bread licker

when someone pulls out a condom and proceeds to deep throat it.

“ girl guess what! luke is a bread licker”

by craycrayray January 17, 2021

bread

Slang word used by furries for yiff, aka furry porn. Might have something to do with thighs.

Damn, that's some nice bread 🍞

by Butt Mash January 26, 2021

Bread

The ultimate conversation starter

Person : Hey! What's your favorite type of bread.

by Sai the bread February 13, 2021

bread

nonbinary / agender / genderfluid friend :)

bread: whats a good androgynous name im agender :1

rock: bread is swag i guess

by charl1e February 17, 2021

bread_store_manager

the #1 dude you should be mutuals with

"Man, I really wana be mutuals with @bread_store_manager"

by conpacs February 18, 2021