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Banana Boat 

When you and your friend both have a boner at the same time.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm hard
Friend 2: I'm in the same boat, man
Friend 1: A banana boat...
Banana Boat by SusBoy69 August 10, 2022

Banana Clamp 

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

Banana kid 

A type of user on sketchersUnited.org that probably is 9 years old and came from DeviantArt

They are called like that because most of them are into the "banana spiltz movie" fandom and post stuff like "5 nights at teletubbies my Verizon" or "bloodshed at Disney channel+"

They usually have a ridiculous amount of followers (about 100 or 200 which is a lot for Sketchersunited.org ) compared to actual artists that know how to draw
Yesterday i saw a banana kid.
I want to remove my eyes
Banana kid by Sour idiot September 28, 2022

Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.
OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.
Banana Dance by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022

Banana Moon Pie 

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus
Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie