fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022

Air Fryer

Black African male who jumps in the sun

Damn did you see that black he just did an air fryer

by Metheguy September 21, 2023

kiss my airs

Slogan created by the Nike American sportswear company.
“Airs” is “*ss”.

kiss my airs, Mrs Chen!

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

Air out

Airing someone out is to gut punch someone hard enough to make them stop breathing for a moment.

Yeah, I aired that mf out (Air out), he had to take a knee, catch his breath and everything.

by feezywiz July 19, 2025

Air india

A dodgy ass airline that doesn’t maintain its planes right and even managed to cause a 787 to crash as they’re so dodgy. Lion air has nothing on air india.

Don’t fly air india unless u have a death wish.

by why are russian girls so cute November 4, 2025

Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 17, 2021