Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

Chilly Willy

One of those ice pops in the clear plastic sleeves.

Go get me some chilly willys

by R_013 April 21, 2022

chilly willy

a penis that has been deep-fried, covered in peri peri then frozen

you've got a chilly willy

by XxholivenomexX November 5, 2020

alicia marie willis

Is smart,cute, funny she acts innocent but she gets around.😂😂

Damn alicia marie Willis

by Workshard1234 December 20, 2016