Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 11, 2023

pudding waffle

When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

by Curly2725 March 16, 2016

Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

The Waffle was older than the world.

by pato_ April 19, 2022

Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.

That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.

by T$Jones August 13, 2015

Waffles

A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides

Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!

by Joelsmom January 13, 2023

Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!

Man, that waffle was good, bro!

by jackanator38 July 03, 2018