Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
Get the Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Pokermug. 
The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
by Vangekillsvado May 10, 2018
Get the uncle bimug. A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
by The Cap N' April 9, 2021
Get the Wild Unclemug. by Jack 3rd James JR November 21, 2021
Get the haji unclemug. by Elia313 November 26, 2018
Get the Ora's unclemug. Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
by H.O.G.Man December 4, 2022
Get the Uncle Cruncklemug.