twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only

reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae

by wowtherebud December 15, 2018

Twat

The word twat means a fool

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat

by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019

Twat

You.

I am a twat. Jen is a twat

by BirminghamScrewdriver April 27, 2022

TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

Twat babble

Bender Mahaney incoherent negro speech

This clown had twat babble spewing out of his mouth after blowing coke and dudes for three days.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem December 11, 2024

doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.

If you can't get laid just doodle twat.

by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021