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When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose
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Tom equals
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Tom

An alcoholic void eyes jehovah's witness who cries over a bass and stabs people with harpoons
Tom is a dick
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Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.
Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!
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Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet
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Tom

A beautiful guy with bright large eyes, freckles, and AMAZING cheekbones! generous but indenial when he likes someone. a stalker, and a pedophile. likes to wear dresses and is slightly gay.
Omg is Tom going out with ABBIE?!2??
yeah, they're a great ship.
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Tom Sawyer

1. a censored store shelf novel called masterpiece by publisher's societies of america, there with arthur p. jacobs and readers digest among, with united artists a name, which features that a region post crucible in which abusers, rapists and churchist pedophiles reigned and no justice existed even for children in literature well known to be killers of monsters, despite the existence of the Evers in literature prior dateing.
2. the name for the unverified myth of the actor who played Huck in the child abuse prevalent, heroeless version by Mark Twain? of the film Tom Sawyer aforementioned synapsis 1. Who was credited by publishers soceities to be called Jeff East who apparently appeared in the next show Huckeberry Finn as a different actor, said to look exactly as Anton Yelchin a modern actor, while the prior Tom Sawyer was said to appear to be the son of modern young American Actor Elijah Wood.
3. In novels and books passed about by hand, this was not a motherless child but one such kid called a 'baby' who spent years or months became a toddler, after being rescued from churchain grabbers and taken down the missisippi by Huckleberry Finn a family friend.

4. In literature said to be the father of Tristan Ever, ie Tuck Everlasting's dad with Becky the baby's mom, Tom Sawyer's cousin of their secret sometimes, family ties.
Ain't never was there a kid about a robber story we had, any how? Well more about you could know Tom Sawyer weren't treated like Will Hunting for being an abused child, but that rang a fake tale wonder if'n hatch was a real one, and ain't an age Huck didn't kill you All for thinking you had slaves?
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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