Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tossermug. 
by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017
Get the Elias Saladmug. Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
Get the Smashing your saladmug. by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021
Get the Bedtime Saladmug. The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom
After a good salad poking
After the act of being anally destroyed
After a good salad poking
After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015
Get the Salad pokingmug. by theAnon February 7, 2014
Get the bunning her saladmug.