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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013
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Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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Side bust

A Graffiti term used when a writer goes next to, not over, a tag/throw/straight, that has already been riding on that spot. If there is already a tag/throw/straight on a wall the best bet is to leave it because that person got the spot first. find your own spots toy.

complications vary from city to city, ask an established writer in your city what side busting is for more information.
I had a wall riding for a month, it got side busted, and buffed a week later.
by graffiti definitions July 21, 2022
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side hoe

a man (or womans) 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or so ons partner, typically a woman (can also be a man). Whom s/he might not care as much for as his/her main hoe
girl 1: sis turns out im jus his side hoe, his main one showed up to his place while i was there

girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey
by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022
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Bitch-siding

When someone agrees with Todoroki Shoto.
"Stop bitch-siding!"
" ...what the hell is that?"
by mandr10 March 24, 2022
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