popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.

Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!

by Fishy Goldenstein March 18, 2014

nut warts

genital warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!

by Teratogen December 9, 2010

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018

Nut Allergy

Lesbian

I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.

by fallen2123 May 25, 2015

Shad Nut

A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.

"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."

by ThatBoiJW April 9, 2019

nut slip

The inadvertent exposure of ones testicle or testicles while performing some activity. The male version of the female nip slip.

Look at old man River over on the incline bench with his balls out. Yep, thats a full nut slip.

by mikmack December 15, 2014

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018