S+M are couple goals
by anonymous June 18, 2021

a massive extreme hawaiian whore who loves to fuck guys over. will make your balls look like a smurfs(BLUE BALLS!).she often says things like " i'm going to jump off a bridge." She has very fucked up dreams.
by Habib Ali-Babba December 28, 2009

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

by MacDaddy2023 October 9, 2023

she likes touching little people and should be arrested for being LESBIAN, she likes to hit and abuse animals. She also tried to be a ballerina but failed miserably, she got embarrassed in-front of year 12s and they all gave her dirty looks and she looked like a dumb donkey. She also looks like shrek from the movie 'SHREK'
shrek- "Valentina M looks like me."
by jenila April 3, 2024

A boy who help you believe that home is not just four walls and a roof…but a it’s someone with brown eyes and a amazing smile/laugh.
by Boy named Boston November 24, 2021
