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A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
by Mohler & Odom LLC July 23, 2011
Get the Texas Water Fall mug.The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
Get the Texas Snowboard mug.A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011
Get the Texas Truss mug.Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"
"hmm must have been those ticks"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"
"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
Get the Texas Fever mug."Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
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