Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

Light Shopping

It’s like Window shopping, but viewing Christmas lights on houses.

Let’s go light shopping!

That house looks so cool!

by PaulTheWilson December 10, 2017

Primal Light

Primal Light is Gravity. It existed before there were exotic elements and what we have come to know as star light. The theory is that Gravity is actually a form of light. The concept was postulated in a paper published in 2020 by a science fiction writer Victor Darnell Hadnot. In the paper it states that before there existed anything in the known or unknown universe...Primal Light existed.

Gravity is actually a form of Primal Light.

by Dr. Patricia T. Pystrum July 27, 2020

Day light robbery

Being over charged for something

Aye G cad charged me 1.90 for a can a joos, ahts day light robbery

by Cardee boyz June 28, 2019

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 5, 2017

light

The term “light” is another word for easy.

You could say: “Hey bob, that shot you did was light”

by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018

Light year

Used to measure ur mother

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother

by dickchungus June 7, 2021