Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.

I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.

by Insignificance October 7, 2009

Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ

Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"

by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Shower Head

Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one

I love doing stuff with my shower head

Omg same it’s sensational

by FartLicker December 28, 2022

2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020