stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

Chrome Shark

Women who have sworn off men and exclusively date or interact with clankers/AI.

Ever since Becky got dumped, she has turned in to a chrome shark and won't leave ChatGPT alone.

by The-Vagilante September 28, 2025

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

get up shacks

get up shacks an unwanted attack from a party of people looking to attack those vulnerable to their surroundings offen used as code word to attack depending on how much of a pussy they are

joe,"hey aidan how are you"
aidan"im fine thanks pal u"
joe" get up shacks"
james" cba"
luis" fuck of joe"
aidan"joe do u need help bro"

by getupshacks123 April 10, 2017

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Get The Sharka

A new way of saying Get the Strap but to be used by Gusinje bois refering to Nako's infamous cow Sharka who is known for mooing so hard not even Big Smoke could "ooh" for that long

Aye bruh look at this mf lmaoo get the sharka

by DonCheadle September 1, 2018